>a little something for the best man

>it can be terrifying to be a best man- particularly with the responsibility of the toast resting on your hands. although pictures for sad children has an amusing comic about it, will and guy of guy-sports.com have an entire webpage devoted to “clean” (?) jokes and stories that a best man can use to wow the crowd. this website, while not entirely useful, is at least somewhat amusing, and follows to a T the old dictum: “if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” choice one-liners include:

  • marriage is the leading cause of divorce.
  • paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
  • keep your eyes wide open before the wedding, half shut afterwards.
  • a good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

this website will be especially good for those of you who wish to make an imbecile out of your future husband’s pick for best man.


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